owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

ckings:

i love him so much i want to spend the rest of my life with him sigh

thanatopsiturvy:

alchemist-rising:

gotcha.

this one wins

thanatopsiturvy:

alchemist-rising:

gotcha.

this one wins

bookish:

duttonbooks:

whosthewhatnow:

The last bookstore in la

let’s go!

Whoa! This looks like something out of a Guillermo del Toro movie.

lizzysouth:

Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me

lizzysouth:

Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me

msjewbooty:

sitting on top of the christmas tree because you are the star

geekandsundry:

buzzfeed:

If present day Harry Potter had an Instagram, he would be such a dad about it. 

And we would follow him instantly. And always. Is that creepy? 

the4elemelons:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

what kind of fucking cat is that

the4elemelons:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

what kind of fucking cat is that