when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
i love him so much i want to spend the rest of my life with him sigh
The last bookstore in la
Whoa! This looks like something out of a Guillermo del Toro movie.
sitting on top of the christmas tree because you are the star
If present day Harry Potter had an Instagram, he would be such a dad about it.
And we would follow him instantly. And always. Is that creepy?